Joe's Anbernic RGXX Series Tier List

It's been a long year, ladies and gentlemen. With each H700 device in the XX line, Anbernic maintains the coffee brewing while Stubbs sleeps. A mediocre joke became a dead horse after being reframed in so many ways that it rivalled the Simpsons' "Hedge-eating Homer" joke.

We are all surprised by 2025 since our good friends at Anbernic have flooded the market with so many low-spec, RGB-induced, and inexpensive gaming handhelds that we are unsure of their future direction.

As of November 23, 2024, we currently have nine different XX device variants, each with differing levels of popularity and success. Additionally, some are unquestionably superior to others. And, except for some I had some assistance with, I've handled, scratched, and sniffed almost all of them. So, let's create a list of tiers! (I'll update the list if more handhelds are released under this line.)

Criteria

Anbernic defines the XX series as any device that uses the H700 CPU (save for the first one). That is the sole requirement.

Expect excellent 2D and PS1 emulation but not a good N64 because the Allwinner H700 is a low-spec Linux-based chip that functions similarly to the RK3326 (351 series). However, you were already aware of that.

Regarding software, we have ROCKNIX, MuOS, MinUI, a couple of Batocera builds, Anbernic's homemade MP3 player, and a dreary-looking stock OS. Therefore, choose your favourite from those for this list. Additionally, all of these devices—besides the Cube XX—have problems with Cardinal snapping on the analogue sticks.

Anbernic RG35XX (2023)

What began as the Anbers' response to the Miyoo Mini Plus also catalyzed humanity's indisputable arrogance. With a lesser chipset than its younger, stiff-membraned siblings, the original RG35XX is a little device. Although the back buttons are not very grippy, they're still fine for about $30 these days. I give that a strong C-Tier.

Anbernic RG35XX+

What began as Anber's response to the 35XX was also a continuation of humanity's indisputable hubris. In almost all aspects, the RG35XX Plus is a proven improvement over the original: ergonomic shoulder buttons, a smaller, rounder design, performance (the new, sparkling H700), and stiffer buttons. Still, it's simple advice for anyone searching for a portable vertical gadget. This one is going to the B-Tier.

Anbernic 35XXH

This was a pleasant return to form for the horizontal Anbernic line, and I doubt anyone would have objected if the XX series had stopped with the RG35XX H. Dual analogue sticks, stereo speakers, and the same rigid buttons and D-pad as the XX+ are just a few of the essential features of a vintage handheld. It's a good device with the Plus but not superior. I also give that a B-Tier!

Anbernic RG35XX (2024)

Using the same ridiculous name scheme as Nintendo, I'm similarly baffled about why this is in place. It is merely a 35XX with a more potent chipset. Because of its sheer boldness, this receives a D-Tier. Who purchased this?

Anbernic RG28XX

We received a much smaller mini console with distinctive orange and Aveno baby lotion flavours, which was unexpected but much appreciated. The L & R buttons are small for comfort, and the RG28XX's buttons are ok. Not very good. Although it is a good GB/GBC/GBA device, it is less reliable or practical than the 35XXH. Simple C-Tier. Guys, don't worry; things will soon improve.

Anbernic RG35XXSP

Our great saviour of a flippy device, which was announced after and released before the notoriously AWOL Miyoo Flip, effectively satisfied our desire for a flippy gadget. The RG35XXSP, with its robust construction, recognizable 3.5" screen, and clicky buttons, will either be your favourite or merely ordinary. It was enough for me to sell it because I don't like the buttons. Nevertheless, this guy merits AT LEAST an A-Tier for its cherished position among the other XX devices.

Anbernic RG40XXH (By Matt Santiago)

"The 40xH is the ideal daily backpack gadget! 3.5-inch screens are the norm, but I like devices that are horizontal. Simply put, I think it's too little. The perfect size for portable vintage gaming is a 4", 4:3 aspect ratio screen. The 35XXH features improved ergonomics and stacked shoulder buttons compared to its younger brother.

The D-Pad and face buttons feel fantastic. My only criticism is that it may not be as pocketable as the 35XXH or the Plus due to its size and stacked shoulder buttons. This individual is receiving an A-Tier for it.

Anbernic RG40XXV

Never before have I been so enamoured with a colour selection, but here I am. I've been using Stubb's original one for months, and I like how the 4" screen and analogue pocket design blend. The D-pad and buttons are of the highest Anbernic calibre. Nevertheless, the experience is ruined by the shoulder buttons' poor actuation, which results in inadvertent inputs. Even though I like this puppy, the shoulder problem is severe enough to put it in the B-tier.

Anbernic RG CubeXX (By Andy Peters)

"This amazing Anbernic RG CubeXX is my new favorite daily driver!*" Hold on...Andy, you're referring to the first, stronger Cube, right? No, I don't. I'm inclined to believe that the first Cube was overpowering. You will be pleased that the CubeXX has shed the extra luggage when you feel its weight. I have never felt a handheld more precisely balanced in my life.

I don't know who is working around the clock to design five million of these machines to be released daily, but whoever created this one deserves a promotion. Compared to the original Cube, its screen is brighter and more balanced. It's absurd how much this screen kicks. The coolest thing is that you can play arcade games and vertical SHMUPS as God intended.

Speaking of aspect ratios, this is a genuinely open-ended situation. Would you like the entire world to be a considerable square? Take action. No one is observing. SNES, PSX in 8/7? Sure, please! Take a look. Run, whichever you slice it. Avoid walking to the closest affiliate link. The RG CubeXX receives an easy S-Tier and is the bomb!